What I Said
Editor: Have you received the email?
Tina: Yes.
Editor: I'm sorry.
Tina: Me too.
Editor: Can you send me the last batch of descriptions?
Tina: Sure, gimme a sec.
What I Really Want To Say
Editor: Have you received the email?
Tina: Yes.
Editor: I'm sorry.
Tina: Good. You should be.
Editor: Can you send me the last batch of descriptions?
Tina: Maybe I should do what you and your asshole boss did, you know, disappear without a trace. But there's no fun in that. I'm not like you people. Here's your fucking email, I hope you choke on it.
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