Life is like a rock, It's hard

Benny: Hay hayaan mo na... Life is hard.
Tina: Oo. Hard like your dick, paaare.
Benny: Oo, too much, too owften.

*******

Tina: Haaaay... I'm glad I actually did it! Ili-libre kita ng snow bear!
Tina: Tatlong snow bear, paaare!
Benny: Wow. this is like, the best day ever.
Tina: I know, right?

*******

Tina: Nak nak
Benny: Who's there?
Tina: Papa Dorms
Benny: Papa Dorms Who?
Tina: Papa Dorms preach I'm trouble deep, Papa Dorms preach *gibberish* but I've made up my mind... I'm keeping mah beybeh!!!!
Benny: ....