Hayden Camera Scandal: The Senate Hearing

I just watched the senate hearing regarding the Hayden Camera Scandal and it was pure entertainment thanks to Sen. Bong Revilla’s knack for asking the most pointless questions. It was as if Man-boy took a long, long dip from a tub full o’ stupid before heading to the meeting. For somebody who’s been aggressively tormenting Hayden for weeks, he sure asked the most retarded questions.

Katrina looked far from the lusty vixen we all are used to seeing. She looked genuinely scared, ashamed and devastated. Her facial expression alone showed her real age (too young for a senate hearing). I can’t say the same thing for Hayden.

Hayden did one thing right during the whole ordeal. No, it’s not the part where he was perfectly calm while trying to explain how the shit hit the fan and no, it’s not the part where he made bara Bong’s barrage of retard several times. It was the mere fact that he looked so. Freakin’. Hot. That afternoon. You’d think the water splashed on him earlier would somehow fizzle out some of that hotness but nooo.

If I’m not scared shitless of the fact that he’s a serial sex offender, I’d hit it. Hahahaha!

God, there were so many retarded questions Bong asked that afternoon, it wasn’t even funny anymore. These ones are my favorite:

Were you the one who transferred all videos from your camera to your computer? (Yes) How? Anung software ginamit mo(USB lang po. Yung Plug and Play po na usb, kinuha ko yung memory stick ng camera tapos ililipat na po dun from the computer) Anung klaseng camera? (Sony point and shoot camera)

Isang malaking DUUUUUHHHHH.

Mr. Kho, you are under oath, are you saying that you didn’t show these videos to anyone at all? Not even to your barkada? Kasi maliit ang showbiz I’m hearing that you were showing these videos to your friends.

(Hindi naman po sa lahat ng oras eh tama po ang sinasabi ng iba laban sakin. )

That one was ironic, trying to beat the truth out of the person, going as far as reminding him two times that he’s under oath like he’s talking to a fucking two-year-old, when the question itself was based on chismis.

Bong was so freakin’ biased that he should be deemed unfit for joining the committee. The way he begins any question with an exaggerated “DOOCTOOOR Hayden Kho” made me feel bad for the Hayden. Every word that came out of his mouth was dripping in sarcasm. He is such a drama queen.

When you come to think of it, he’s no better than Hayden. He’s not in any position to lecture someone about morality especially when everyone knows he practically slept with half the sexy actresses in the showbiz industry. Pshhh. Kinginang yan, buti talaga di sya tinatamaan ng kidlat habang nagtatatalak.

Aren’t hearings supposed to be fair? Why the hell were these people subjected to a public hearing anyway? What the hell is up with Jamby’s beer belly? Homegirl’s practically popping out from her jacket.

Jinggoy, surprisingly enough, admitted not seeing the videos. Which begs the question as to why he’s there asking all these “probing” questions when he didn’t even bother studying the evidence. He didn’t even know there were four videos floating around everywhere. Zeriouzly.He's that clueless and yet, he's the one asking questions. 

It’s a case of Duh and Duh-er.

The whole thing was a damn circus complete with an ex-Mayor running amuck, watering down Hayden for everyone to see. The most hilarious part of all was sobrang nalihis ang issue. That would've never happened had Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago joined the meeting and put things in order like she always does.

The start of the hearing was going good, talking about things in line with the issue but by the end of it, they were talking about a particular powerful syndicate who’s responsible for providing drugs to just about everyone in their circle. Suddenly it's all about death threats and blue ribbon commitees. The whole thing was just annoying yet slightly hilarious.

However, as frustrating as it was to hear one dumbass question after the next, the drama of it all... was awesome. And they had everyone eating the whole thing up. From Gucci to bakya. Everyone.