Monday, December 10, 2007

Jeysus Chrrriiissst!!!!

Hey kids, Thanks sa mga taong nagbigay ng "encouraging" words (mapa-ym, text or comments) nung ako'y kasalukuyang praning at handa nang mag walk-in sa mental, alam nyo kung sinu kayung tatlo, wahahahahah! Seriously, Thanks, muah! Na-master ko na kasi ang katagang binitawan ng The Great Beanny Baby: The trick is to not care. Chew on that, kids!
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Benny: 2 becomes 1' rullz your shriveled ass
Tina: Hah, my ass won't be shriveled until I turn 45, you dick!
Benny: That's because you're gonna get it at 44!
Tina: Hah! Imma inject my ass wid botox, hah! You on the other hand, magmu-mukhang lantang papyrus ang itlog mo wahahahhahahahh! *laughs maniacally , hides behind a boulder*
Benny: At least may ass, kaw likod tas direcho tumbong *hides in an even bigger boulder*
Tina: Damn you!!!!
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Benny: You need medical help.
Tina: I need to get a life, you mean.
Benny: From Dr. Ohms
Tina: *to the tune of Dr.Jones* Doctor Ohms, Doctor Ohms, calling Doctor Ohms
Benny: Ako yung kalbo, WAKE UP NOW!
Tina: Heeheeeheee... na-lss ako dun ah... Tangina mo, Benitez.

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