The Pork en Chop Chronicles Speysyal

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Tina: Nak nak
Benny: Who's there?
Tina: Benny
Benny: Benihu
Tina: Don't be fooled by the cock that he's got, he's still, he's still Benny from the block.. used to have a little dick now he has a lot (tentacle cocks) no matter where he goes he knows where he came from...
Tina: From the WebDate! From the WebDate!
Benny: Muy bien! Wunderbar! Fantastisch!
Benny: ... bored ka no?

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Tina: My mind is numbess from boredness
Benny: Sarap nyan.....natural state of high
Tina: Ugh, not really. Hanapan mo ko ng magagawa.
Benny: Makipag-flirt ka sa teammates mo to stave the boredness
Tina: Damn you!!!!!
Benny: Eyfort yan pare... Anong gusto mo? Tulungan mo ako sa ka-pornohan ko?
Tina: Anu bang ginagawa mo? As in review, shit like that?
Benny: Hindi, never-ending description. Describing the same pics over and over and over nad overn aoncvaoenfo vneononVNOWEFN
Tina: Oh the joys of being a senior writer ! A person such as myself could only dream as much!