Kuyukot Moments

Tina: Chong, gusto kong lumamon ng lumamon, I swear. Fuck dieting to hell!!!
Benny: Dieting is overrated
Tina: But when I think about the 30lbs I lost it makes my kuyukot shudder... in a non-sexual way, of course.
Benny: Mmmm... kuyukot

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Tina: Why do you have to ruin my effing day? Why, Bennyment? Why? Why?
Benny: Cuz that's how we roll....
Tina: Word.
Benny: *biglang sakay ng fx na nagpapatugtog ng Salbakuta*

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Tina: Borednizzle my schizzle
Benny: Boredness is your schlong?
Tina: Yesh
Tina: A very long... boring schlong. True story.
Benny: Ashteg