Namimilipit na Tumbong

Tina: Ganyan ang gagawin kong diet regimen, kakain ng panis tas mag-tatae ako forevah
Benny: Masakit sya, mamimilipit ang tumbong mo.
Benny: Nagpa-shit sample pa ako sa hospital. it was fun.
Tina: Oh really? My Ghad, your life is one big adventure eh no?
Tina: You're... full of shit, literally.
Tina: BURN you sickly bastard, BUUURRRNNNN!!!!

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Benny: Sino si the Marijuana Den? Funny daw blog mo!
Benny: Parang sinabing kalbo yung nanay mo!
Benny: Puta payag ka nun!?!?!
Tina: Tanga, pede mong hingian ng damo yun no.