Another Dose Of The Stupid

Tina: Rename the goddamned categories, you little piece of shit!
Benny: Mayaaaaaaa...can't you see it's the time of the day where I have to be lazzzzy...
Benny: ... and shit
Tina: Pero pag nagsa-salsal ka, ansipag mo eh, no?
Benny: Oo naman... making salsal is hard work.
Tina: Nakapandidiri ka talaga, hayop ka! But good to know that you know your priorities.
Benny: To know is knowing that everyone knows what you know
Tina: That's... profound.

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Tina: (Sends a Ttrillian icon: (g)) Do you see this icon? It's a gift... my gift to you.
Benny: Don't see...
Tina: Well cuz Yahoo Messenger sucksass. Wanna know kung anong laman?
Benny: Ano?
Tina: Zey fritty flish
Benny: Fritty flish
Tina: Say it with feelings...
Benny: Fritty flish with a period
Tina: It's your dignity, man. I've come to give it back. Remember I stole it while you were out masturbating over a bottle of pickles? I used it as a paper weight and now I don't need it anymore
Benny: Yey. :| *oozing with emotion, parang uhog*

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Benny was kind enough to share this gem of a video. It's David Letterman harassing Paris Hilton on his show! I kinda feel a little twinge of pity for Paris but the again, she's a spoiled dumb cunt and she's better off being made fun at rather than killing half of the world's population with her drunken boo-boos and blinding the other half with her hairless cooch. Here's the awesome vid, enjoy!