Desperate Housewives: Sorry Kayo Jan!

Well lookit here... giving in on much pressure over the racial slur that Skeletor let slip over the season premier of Desperate Houswives, the ignorant pieces of shit that makes up most of The Desperate Houswives gang, issued an apology.

Are You Ready For This Jelleh?

Skeletor Likes Sniffing Panties

"The producers of "Desperate Housewives" and ABC Studios offer our sincere apologies for any offense caused by the brief reference in the season premiere. There was no intent to disparage the integrity of any aspect of the medical community in the Philippines. As leaders in broadcast diversity, we are committed to presenting sensitive and respectful images of all communities featured in our programs."

Don't mean no disrespect but, It's about fucking time, you fools! See, di kasi kayo nag-iingat yan tuloy napapahiya't pasorry-sorry kayo jan. Isa lang masasabi ko: Di pa rin tataas ratings nyo, mga puta kayo!

(I stole this link from Fhay, with good reason! It fucking rocks, bwahahahhah!)

With that said, sana next time ingat ng onti sa mga sinasabi baka mapag-bintangan kang walang pinag-aralan... mahirap yon, hahaha! Since everybody happy na, magpalamig muna tayo ng uloness:

*****

Tina: Sasama ka ba?
Benny: Oo, kaso hindi ako kakain dun.
Tina: Kasi kung sasama ka di ako sasama ayoko kasing kasama ka eh.
Benny: Cool.
Benny: May malalaglag na brown na bagay na mamasa masa sa ulo mo mamaya.
Tina: OoooOOoh, lemme guess! Brownies?! I love brownies!
Benny: Oo. mabahong brownies... galing sa pwet ko.... corn flavor.

*****

Benny: Tina, Magpapahanap sana ako ng picture ng tranny getting jizz all over
(Tina send Benny a link)
Tina: May mga pics ng trannies jan
Benny: Sexiness.
Benny: Salamat
Tina: Surenessment. Lam ko naman nanginginig ka sa laman ng lalake eh
Benny: Nanggigigil...
Benny: Gusto kong dukutin yung etits ng lahat ng mga lalake sa mundo
Benny: Panlinis ng tenga
Benny: Yes...nether regions..mmmmm
Tina: Kinilig naman itlog mo jan.
Tina: Ramdam ko hanggang dito sa 5th floor