Oscar-Winning Piece Of Shit

* May mga hitad na nagsabing they can't stand my emo-ish shit for the past three weeks, hahahaha! Well, ang masasabi ko lang ay... Whatever, dorks. Nakikibasa lang kayo, letche!!! Bow.

Tina: Sakit likod, sakit tyan... mamamatay na yata talaga ako T_T
Benny: Yehey! Sa libing mo, kakanta si Paeng ng My Chemical Romance. Tapos dala-dala namin yung bangkay mo kasi may dance number tayo
Tina: Ayus, Thriller ito
Benny: Pwede rin! Tapos, bigla kang mabubuhay!
Tina: Oo, re-animated after kong maagnas! MmMmMm... I make gangrene look goooood
Benny: Tapos darating si dawrms... nag-swim galing sa Saudi!
Tina: Tapos?
Benny: Papunta sa Pinas, basang-basa siya, dude!
Tina: Gaguuuu...
Benny: Tapos malalalim at mahahabang hinga...
Benny: dormsz: Tina.....ikaw ba yan?
Benny: dowrmz: ang....*hinga*...ganda-ganda mo pa rin...
Benny: dawrmsz: Bruhang bakla kah!!!!! Chaaaaringgggg!!!!
Benny: Tapos lalabas si Cher, kakanta ng "Believe"
Benny: Tapos magiging Gay Parade yung libing mo!
Tina: Ayus, pang Oscar awards ang script ah!

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Tina: Ooooooh... kiiiiinkyyyyy....
Tina: I like Kink with my morning kopi too
Benny: I-aadmin nya yung oriental clams mo!