Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Seksuwalidad Ni Tina

Disclaimer: No, I was not offended by these incidents. Okay, maybe a little in Aubrey's case but the rest hindi naman. Sarcasm is just my middle name, trust me. Hahahaha! Oh and nope, the names has not been changed. Cuz I'm evil.


Meeting up after not seeing each other for 2 years

Dominic: So... Di mo nasabing tibo ka na pala ngayon?
(5 seconds of silence)
Tina: (speaks with a straight-face) So, di mo nasabi... nag-recede na pala ang hair line mo ngayon?
*****

Aubrey: So musta ang date mo with ****?
Tina: Ummm... well. It was okay. He was nice but I don't think I like him anymore. If he asks me out again I might not take him up for it.
Aubrey: Really? Two days ago sabi mo you like him. You're not gay, are you?
(5 seconds of silence)
Tina: (with a sardonic smile) What, you think I was hitting on you?! And answering you're question, no. I'm straight, Aubrey.
*****

Dencio: Di mo pa kami pakilala sa bf mo?
Tina: :I
Tina: Sinung bf?
Dencio: Hahaha!
Dencio: Sige na nga, gf!
Tina: :I
Dencio: :-D
Tina: :I
Tina: I'm not GAY!!!!
Dencio: :-o
Tina: Lagi na lang!
Tina: Lagi na lang!
Tina: Lagi na lang!
Dencio: Hahahahaha, ok I believe you...
Dencio: Nothing wrong with it, if ever
Dencio: I'm not pro, nor againts it
Tina: ulol!
Dencio: PEACE!!!

For the last time, I'm not gay.
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16 comments:

  1. mischSeptember 6, 2007 at 3:50 AM

    I was intrigued by your ym stat msg so i checked this out... pple always assume that being single means something... if the right man doesnt come right now thats fine ^_^ you dont need to be with someone just to be happy :)

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  2. ETERNAL SUNSHINESeptember 6, 2007 at 3:52 AM

    for the nth time na yan ah! hahaha

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  3. ETERNAL SUNSHINESeptember 6, 2007 at 3:53 AM

    sinong bf ang sinasabi ni dencio?? =|

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  4. Only God Can Judge MeSeptember 6, 2007 at 3:54 AM

    @Eternal Sunshine: Oo nga eh ampota! Lagi na lang! Lagi na lang! Lagi na lang!

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  5. ETERNAL SUNSHINESeptember 6, 2007 at 3:54 AM

    i definitely agree with misch!!! :D

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  6. ETERNAL SUNSHINESeptember 6, 2007 at 3:56 AM

    i don't think it's the hair tina... :) i guess they're just wondering bkt single ka... coz you definitely look ok nmn ;) hehehe

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  7. Only God Can Judge MeSeptember 6, 2007 at 3:56 AM

    @Eternal Sunshine: No one in particular. I think he was just fishing for infos or something

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  8. Only God Can Judge MeSeptember 6, 2007 at 4:05 AM

    I tell you, it's eaither the hair, my manly-grip or the mustache that's been giving me away. LOL

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  9. AnonymousSeptember 6, 2007 at 4:22 AM

    i have the same problem but not with friends only with other people and parang mas nakakainis lalo na when big breasted whores are the ones that think that... and ask my guy friends... ugh

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  10. Only God Can Judge MeSeptember 6, 2007 at 4:30 AM

    @Anonymous: Wahahhahah! I feel your pain, dear.

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  11. mischSeptember 6, 2007 at 7:16 AM

    hmm maybe i should lend you my grandma's wig... lol or lets buy a new wig color pink hehe kidding ^_^

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  12. Only God Can Judge MeSeptember 6, 2007 at 8:18 AM

    Hahahah! Magmumukha naman akong anime sa pink wig! LOL-ness!

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  13. magzSeptember 6, 2007 at 9:13 AM

    Wahahaha tina..nkakaturete yan ha...for the nTh time! wahahaha okei lang yan di ko pagsasabi kung ano talaga ang kasarian mo waheheheheh=p

    PEACE! ^^,

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  14. Only God Can Judge MeSeptember 6, 2007 at 9:20 AM

    Ahahahh! Ang tunay kong kasarian ay isang Hitad. Di ba nila alam yon?!

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  15. edce =DSeptember 7, 2007 at 11:05 AM

    no, ur gay. admit it lee! addmmiit iitt! wahahaa! kidding lee.. =D well, its good enough that people dont think you're retarded or something. wahahah! kidding again. many people think you're gay coz ur single. I am too. But i'm not gay. ganun tlga. nowadays kasi, single is, its either ur pihikan, tibo or just plainly bitter over your past.. un lang. - edce

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  16. Only God Can Judge MeSeptember 10, 2007 at 2:07 AM

    Ayuh! Buti talaga di nila napansin ang pagka-retarded ko! Hahahhahaha!

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